My sister just had her baby, so I'm an uncle now. 9.5 lb, 22 inches long. They ended up doing a C section, which was apperently kind of scary, but they came through fine. So, yay!
Edited, Mar 7th 2012 6:30am by Kaolian
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You should make a single giant pancake in celebration.
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Congratulations. Remember, there's only a brief period of time where he'll/she'll be light enough to still be flown around he room with remote controlled helicopters.
That depends on the scale of the remote control helicopter! I hear I can get a surplus AH1-C cobra attack helicopter for a decent price, that would be big enough to fly a Me around!
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Congratulations! Remember, there'll only be a small window of time when you can hold him one handed!
<3
I don't think that reverance or respect for the dead needs the dead to be hidden from sight completely. It is the attitude that you bring, as a witness to a dead body, that matters, not the display and witnessing of a dead body, per se.
I don't think that reverance or respect for the dead needs the dead to be hidden from sight completely. It is the attitude that you bring, as a witness to a dead body, that matters, not the display and witnessing of a dead body, per se.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
9.5 lb, 2 inches long.
Kavekk wrote:
If I ever have a child, I'm going to show it this thread every time it misbehaves.
Friar Bijou wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
9.5 lb, 2 inches long.
That's what I wast thinking. That's one dense baby!
I think maybe Kao missed a 1 somewhere?
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WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Or maybe he really is only 2 inches long. This was done on purpose of course, so he could be flown around on the helicopter much longer!
Congrats Kao!
Congrats Kao!
Gratz Kao, have you got him a wombat plushie yet?
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures then a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
Horsemouth wrote:
At work I'm in charge of UID/PWD combos. When people forget their initial password, I punish them with their new PWD.
The new PWD is often something like : idbecoolerifiwasaethien
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures then a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
Horsemouth wrote:
At work I'm in charge of UID/PWD combos. When people forget their initial password, I punish them with their new PWD.
The new PWD is often something like : idbecoolerifiwasaethien
Congrats! Now tell them to have a girl so you can be an aunt.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Gratz!
That's a huge little baby ROFL come on Kao give the edited deets!
That's a huge little baby ROFL come on Kao give the edited deets!
Congratulations for your family. Go buy that baby some noisy toys; it's the aunt/uncle code.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Holy crap, that's almost twice what each of my boys weighed. Jacob's still not nine pounds yet after his first month (5-week) checkup!
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...and thus, on the eve of the full moon, the seventh sign became clear.
Whoops, was a typo. in fairness, I was pretty drained at that point. Full hardware specifications are: 9.5 lbs, 22 inches long, with a 36cm head. I don't know how they measure baby heads, so i'm not sure if thats diameter, circumference, radius, or area. Either way, i'm told that is fairly big.
He's actually the second place record size baby in the family so far. My little brother was 10 lbs23 inches. I was apparently in third place at 9.3 21 inches.
Wombat toys have been aquired, as have interesting noisemakers and lots of books.
He's actually the second place record size baby in the family so far. My little brother was 10 lbs23 inches. I was apparently in third place at 9.3 21 inches.
Wombat toys have been aquired, as have interesting noisemakers and lots of books.
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Congrats, Kao! Get your nephew a wombat for a pet.
Congrats Uncle Kao. 
Let the spoiling commence.....
Let the spoiling commence.....
When I say "Red light" stop, when I say "Green light" go.
Ready?
Ready?
circumference IIRC, and grats.
Time to drop by the house 15 minutes before bed time and get the little one all riled up.
Time to drop by the house 15 minutes before bed time and get the little one all riled up.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Grats Kao! 
Just remember, when you pick him up over your head and say "Wheeee!', make sure you're not near a ceiling fan! My brother-in-law did that with another nephew. Didn't hurt him but it sure gave his lungs a workout. 
And the rest of us near heart attacks! 
Just remember, when you pick him up over your head and say "Wheeee!', make sure you're not near a ceiling fan! My brother-in-law did that with another nephew. Didn't hurt him but it sure gave his lungs a workout. 
And the rest of us near heart attacks! 
Kao has made 3 posts in this thread without making a pun. This baby might be the best thing to ever happen to us...
Grats Kao.^^
Grats Kao.^^
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Whoops, was a typo.
Kavekk wrote:
If I ever have a child, I'm going to show it this thread every time it misbehaves.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Kao has made 3 posts in this thread without making a pun. This baby might be the best thing to ever happen to us...
Grats Kao.^^
Grats Kao.^^
I was over my pun quota for February, so by treaty I have to go a few days into march without using puns of mass destruction or else technically i'm in violation of several war crimes statutes and at least one zoneing ordinance.
Don't worry, i'm saving them up for another thread!
edit: quoted wrong post. oopsie.
Edited, Mar 7th 2012 10:52pm by Kaolian
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"Come on, Kids, we're heading to Puncle Tim's house to see his latest addition to his pewter dragon collection."
Grats, Kao.
Grats, Kao.
Edited, Mar 21st 2011 2:14pm by Darqflame Lock Thread: Because Lubriderm is silly... ~ de geso
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Gratz. Three more months till I become an Uncle as well.
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Duke Lubriderm wrote:
"Come on, Kids, we're heading to Puncle Tim's house to see his latest addition to his pewter dragon collection."
"And try not to break any this time!"
"And try not to break any this time!"
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures then a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
Horsemouth wrote:
At work I'm in charge of UID/PWD combos. When people forget their initial password, I punish them with their new PWD.
The new PWD is often something like : idbecoolerifiwasaethien
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures then a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
Horsemouth wrote:
At work I'm in charge of UID/PWD combos. When people forget their initial password, I punish them with their new PWD.
The new PWD is often something like : idbecoolerifiwasaethien
I didn't check in to see this earlier, and for that I am sorry. Let me offer you a gift as an apology.
Wombat amigurumi
Congo rats!
Wombat amigurumi
Congo rats!
That's the kind of dude
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And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
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And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
Aripyanfar wrote:
Congratulations! Remember, there'll only be a small window of time when you can hold him one handed!
Donate. One day it could be your family.
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Just pick em up by the ankle?
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures then a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
Horsemouth wrote:
At work I'm in charge of UID/PWD combos. When people forget their initial password, I punish them with their new PWD.
The new PWD is often something like : idbecoolerifiwasaethien
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures then a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
Horsemouth wrote:
At work I'm in charge of UID/PWD combos. When people forget their initial password, I punish them with their new PWD.
The new PWD is often something like : idbecoolerifiwasaethien
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